he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
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its like you know when i get waxed
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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