You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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