Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
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