addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
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