"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
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Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
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I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
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