who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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