as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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