i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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