i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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