Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
My Higher Power is John Stamos
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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