Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
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You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
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You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
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