Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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