this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
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