He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Randomize
