North Korea, Best Korea!
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
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Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
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YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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