Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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