the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
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Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
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Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
This can only be settled by a dance off.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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