oh good, I think they're gone
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
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Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
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We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.