I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
We left the knife in your bed.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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