Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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