i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I believe in your delicious
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets