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(240): View more from Maryland

She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.

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(404): View more from Georgia

Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.

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(313): View more from Michigan

Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?

(734): View more from Michigan

She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.

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(207): View more from Maine

I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.

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(904): View more from Florida

naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.

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(707): View more from California

I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class

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(602): View more from Arizona

Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

I think I accidentally invented a religion.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.

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