It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
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youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
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I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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