I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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