he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
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I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
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ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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