just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
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i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
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STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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