Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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