i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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