if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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