Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
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