Buhtt sex?
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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