A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
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On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
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I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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