there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
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That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
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What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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