I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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