Me. At least after what I've been through.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
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Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
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I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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