Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
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I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
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Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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