porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
My ATM looks so different sober.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
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