My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Houston, we have a blender
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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