Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
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he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
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C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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