Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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