I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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