Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
operation harelip BJ is a go
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
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