There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
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What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
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I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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