pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
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