Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
drinking out of a sandbucket again
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
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With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
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I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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