it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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