is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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