I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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