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Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
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Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
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Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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