Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
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Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
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I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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