I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
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At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
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Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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