She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
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Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
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Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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