I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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