Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
we're so committed to being not committed
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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