This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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